You literally just got recreationally offended by a person you just imagined you fucking moron

I think it’s time auto racing should switch the phrase to something else before someone gets recreationally offended and demands social justice.

I 100% support your right to be wrong about Proteus.

He likes football as a friend but doesn’t LIKE-like it, you know? Like, he doesn’t want to go with football to Kaitlyn-with-a-K’s party because he’s going with Catelynn-with-a-C, but he’s not going to be mad if he sees football there, he hopes they can be chill. 

Sincerely asking: do you listen to hip hop? And if so, what kind?

A lot of the top players use palette swapped character skins using a mod tool called “Patchlunky”. These are still considered legal for runs.

Dear NBA contenders:

I’d suggest setting up harsher penalties for head hunting (we generally know when somebody is doing it on purpose). Maybe suspend a starter for 10 games so they miss two starts. A reliever misses five games. I don’t know. To a certain point, some guys will get hit on purpose, but the penalties will be severe enough…

Big deal.  Brady will write any kind of letter you want in exchange for a belly rub and a rawhide bone.

All the gifs are out of order and misnumbered. You said there were only 50, but one of them is numbered 95! And I think you used a couple of the numbers multiple times! This is not what I expect from this usually wonderful website.

As soon as I saw this on the front page, I immediately thought “Looks like somebody’s been watching Chip and Ironicus!”

It should be noted that making a blindside tackle of someone is the absolute opposite of defending yourself.

fuck that. film the cops regardless.

The developer has specifically said that they have no plans for a Switch port.

Meowscular Chef at #1 or GTFO

Everyone Stops being Paid Now

Sylvanas has always been evil. She was a cruel border commander back in WC3 that basically sacrificed everything for her own pride, and then suffered resurrection as a banshee (back in WC3, before ‘she has to be hot’ model) because Arthas wanted to be a particular dickish asshole in response to her particularly…

Shes seriously always been evil, people who think that this is a heel turn have to ignore everything shes done in the last 14 years. 

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For journalists covering national news... Sure, I guess.