“I use the word ‘faggot’ to call people ‘retards,’”

Prove the video isn’t a fake, made by Big Spitburger to discredit this very mature police officer, who clearly isn’t a weird paranoiac!

If you didn’t understand clickhole was satirical after reading some of it or seeing their quizzes or lists (!!), I don’t blame you for enjoying the pandering dulcet tones of xkcd reassuring you that it couldn’t possibly be that you may not be the sharpest knife on the internet.

Weird, notice how Fatmooch’s post wasn’t about telling a specific For Honor dev how he could do their job better than them, despite not ever working in their industry? I wonder if that had something to do with it.

Hm, have you ever sat atop your chair of cynicism, and said to yourself “self, if I so obviously LOATHE everything that is Kotaku, maybe I should not browse said website? Hmm. Maybe I can just NOT do it, and save my big words and weird sentences for something more productive?”

Not sorry, especially since I got you so riled up.

“We don’t know what happened before the video starts,though.”

Wait, what happened to the Compete people?

Kevin, some of these posts about him being weak are legitimately harassment. If someone with depression came across this it would 100% be detrimental to their mental health. Please look into removing them as it is in no way constructive to leave them up.

Did you actually see any of the goals? The Knights defense was a travesty. Allowed all kinds of open space in the slot to go uncovered.

I really like Katie’s work. I want to make that clear. She is really, really good.

I would never disrespect a troop. My granfather was troop. Each troop means something special to the person who loves that troop. Our country depends on the respect we give to each and every troop. Gorb bless all the troop.

This is incredibly short-sighted on Honnold’s part. He isn’t considering all the possible records he is leaving on the table - first freeclimb of the Sector D7 Yosemite Oil Rig; speed climbing the crane used for mountaintop removal in the Smokies, freesoloing the wellbore casing used for fracking Zion National...The…

Don’t use common phrases or words. BiRdSaNdBeEs_123 isn’t as great a password as bVWx633HVN7Z.a!=.

Only took 4 minutes for That Guy to post. Gotta be some kind of record.

“Am I ‘proud’ of the game? I don’t know what that means. There’s something very egotistical about being proud of something. ‘Proud’ sort of implies that you believe that it reinforces your intrinsic value as a person.”

The proper counter is to hatchet-throw the bat at the opposing pitcher, kick the catcher backwards, pick up the ball and run from third to first to home to second. This unlocks unlimited-dingers mode.

white people get soooo mad when you tell them they can’t say the n word if they’re singing along cuz that is the only time they “get” to say it without (in their own eyes) being overtly racist. so how dare you try to take that away from them!

I’m a little flummoxed that you have to ask, but I’m going to assume you’re putting the question out there in good faith:

There are a series of exceptionally racist jokes concerning black people having a predilection for eating fried chicken, watermelon, and grape Kool-Aid. Often, simply joining the image of one of…

Hey, I’m a little slow so help me out. This is obviously an attempt at a joke, but I’m struggling to find it. In what scenario would a basketball coach ever say “try a 2-for-1”? That means nothing. And, even if it did mean something (again, it does not), what’s the “2-for-1” that you are implying he tried instead?