I’m pretty excited at the thought of a Trump brand Happy Ending.

I served on 3 juries and the level of crazy inside a jury room is astounding. In one, a law student proceeded to retry the whole case, pointing out all of what she thought were errors made with evidence. Was she right or wrong? No one knew, and no one knew whether to ask the judge if this was allowed. (I sure…

And he asked his brother ‘why did you leave me?’. Between that, and the woman who threw her baby out of a tenth storey window to be caught by a man below,I am in bits.

I really hope we’re able print out the entire internet and put it in a vault so one day the aliens can fully grasp how much we deserved our demise.

I don’t get that train of thought beyond the obviously greedy and psychopathic elements of short term hogging of money. Man, if you think following safety regulations is an expensive drag, just wait until it’s your company associated with something like this. You won’t have a bucket to piss in or a window to throw it…

There was an interview on BBC with a Syrian refugee who thought he was escaping the fire with his brother only to find too late that his brother didn’t follow him. From what I can gather, they stayed on the phone until he died. That was fucking devastating to watch.

Every Saturday is D-Day for me, because young American men keep falling into my bush and crying about it.

That was me trying to be her in that last part...

Oh god. I actually kind of liked her and now with this whole interview and that...

This is like something you’d expect to read in history books from the late 1800s or early 1900s. Like those infamous factory fires of the age. This in 2017?!

This makes me sad. As a female comic, we already get so much of this shit from well-meaning dude comics who “just want to give you some advice.” Usually there’s a sort of instant camaraderie between us because it’s a shared experience.

Yeah, has there ever been better code for “I can’t get along with people!”?

She’s always been that type of woman who “doesn’t have any girlfriends, all my friends are guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Color me not shocked.

Not only one of the riches cities, but in the richest borough: the square mile around that tower block is possibly the largest pile of accumulated wealth on the planet.

So they’re literally going with “but her emails”

Everyone form a line. It’s time for some birthday punches.

Honestly, every article I read and video I watch on Pokemon competitions makes me more and more discouraged about ever battling myself...

I like this a lot. This isn’t punishing people who use maps, its punishing people who use modified clients to zip all around their area and pick up the best Pokemon. These people are also the ones that lock down gyms eliminating basically any chance to get coins from regular players. I personally hope Niantic takes a…

What? Cheaters are crying and not playing after getting caught?