If it is easier, why the hell does he care? He’s married, and now he’s whining about all the sex he can’t get that everyone else is having... ?
If it is easier, why the hell does he care? He’s married, and now he’s whining about all the sex he can’t get that everyone else is having... ?
Good! Haunt the fuck out of his loser ass, girl. In fact, I hope it gets worse now.
TIL - John Lennon and I have the same damn problem.
At the VERY least, we won’t see or hear from them as a unit for at least a decade because military service is two years per guy, as far as I know, they’re all staggering their entry by a year, and if some of them don’t start families in that time (TaeMin? Maybe? Probably!), I’ll be shocked.
If we could wrangle this as a terrorist attack (I feel pretty frigging violated, you guys), we could probably have his citizenship revoked under Bill C-34 if he’s not a full Canadian.
No no. Clearly tomatoes. They’re loaded with lyco-peen.
I know my Mom was stoked when she saw how fat my pussy was the last time she was over.
TIL - If you don’t define a multiple homicide committed with a firearm properly, the gun nuts get mad at you. I can literally see a bunch of people sitting around a table hammering out the finer details of a spree versus a mass shooting.
Dat parquet flooring though...
Hush you. If it wasn’t for winter in Canada, I might never get laid.
Right? We’re taking away your music and giving you FIRE. By the way, acoustic guitars are still a thing, and I think you can twerk to American Pie, right?
The face-rubbing is terrible... As someone with sensitive skin who loves the look of stubble on guys, I get upset when I can’t really make out with a dude because my face is on fire. :(
Some things out of Iris’ collection caught my eye, but I’m a sucker for sparkle and intricate weaves/prints. Just not with those shoes.
I knew there’d be an article that would make me quit the internet today but I didn’t expect it to be in the comments section. :(
I DO know guys who say that if you punch a girl in the stomach when she says she’s pregnant, she’ll miscarry immediately.
And here I am wearing pajamas and stuffing chocolate in my gob like a dunce.
See, I feel like you’ve just revealed what your Hallowe’en costume could be, right there.
Unless it guarantees me a husband in the form of one of the K-pop superstars I saw in Vegas this weekend, I’ll pass. 4 months is a long time to commit to something that you only see in passing. (This is already my love life, why extend it to my wardrobe?)
This is where we’ve been, and where we’re going looks no different.
You monster. I hadn’t seen it. HADN’T.