Oh, K-pop. The ultimate Madonna-Whore dichotomy, but at least it extends to the men as well. I wanted to hug Taeyang from BB when I heard that not only was he dating Min Hyo Rin, but had been for over 2 YEARS. My god. Makes me really feel for the BS that GD and Kiko face when they even so much as look at each other. :<

Reaction GIF thread and it’s not even 9am (my time)? My god, it’s gonna be a GOOD day!

For parents of little boys:

Especially if some asshat guest decided to take photos of his junk and upload it to said app, causing his balls to be displayed in a half hour cycle throughout the entire reception. The bride and groom never noticed, no one told them.

Why the hell did I firmly believe until this very moment that Jean Smart had passed away a few years ago due to breast cancer? It must have been a hoax because I clearly remember dusting off my copy of the Oblongs and watching all the episodes with a glass/bottle of wine in tribute to ol’ Pickles herself.

I read it the day before it came out (Bless you Chapters/Indigo) and it’s amazing. This is apparently a trilogy so get back to me when you’re done with it because I have some ideas of where this is going to go! XDDDD

“Yeah, he cheated on me with my sister, and I lost all of his money in a Ponzi scheme, and then killed his father and his dog to get back at him for ruining my career. But we’re in this for life, because fucked if we’re going to give Hello! the satisfaction.”

Anecdotal, but a few years ago I was a juror for a court case where a man was killed with a single punch to the jaw. It just so happened that because of the angle the punch was given, the victim’s head snapped back and tore his internal jugular right at the Y-junction where it splits off into the brain itself. Caused…

And then we’ll have a sad view of just how much of North America is hardcore racist.

Exactly this. Capaldi FTW.

He reminds me of a sad horse..... :/

Right?! IPO my ass, you’re not holding up your end of the bargain, yo.

If you have read Crazy Rich Asians, thee is a sequel called China Rich Girlfriend. If you have not, GET BOTH. AIYAH!

Same. And the girl who got me isn’t even related to me. Also, a friend got matched to herself. I told her she can be a third wheel on me and my soulmate’s dates, cause we’re cool like that.

I love how in the article an official was quoted as saying there would be a special ritual to cleanse the mountain now. I feel like it’s going to be lead by the Temple of Clorox, with a special rite conducted by the High Priestesses of SOS.

Exactly this. I love Asian culture, but I don’t go around telling people I’m Asian and then open a sushi restaurant and claim I was trained by Jiro Ono.

Not to mention the fact that’s it’s fucking lazy as all hell to “propose” during someone else’s wedding. Like, you’ll marry me but you can’t be bothered to actually come up with a proposal. Great. Nice to know how much I mean to you.

Glitter carpet bomb the crowd. There. I didn’t make you all get up for anything, and yet you’re all going to feel embarrassed about what you were just part of.

One cat has recently decided that he does not like the wall that separates the kitchen from the living room and the hallway. I keep reminding him that the wall NEVER bothered him before, but he continues to scratch and howl at it like it killed his father and his name is Inigo Montoya. My other cat and I shoot dirty…

I feel like the actual scenario was that she got pregnant, was too scared to tell anyone, sunk into denial and given the timing of her vacation I wouldn’t be shocked if the plan was to just... leave the baby there. I live in the same city she does, and when I went to my doctor with a missed period and negative…