I fucking love you. Just sayin.

This is everything to me right now. It should be one of those staged photos you see in the picture frames they sell at Target.

If that's the ex-wife, she looks old enough to be his mother...?

Sounds like he had this wonderful, dreamy fantasy of what married life would be like for him, then was shocked when it was the complete opposite.

I had terrible luck with the NuvaRing. A few days after putting it in, my body reacted and I got cramps so bad I just about passed out at my desk in the middle of a conversation. Out you go!

they’re more likely to read their facebook messages than read the legal section of a newspaper.

Dear God, that’s right up there with the time my Dad tried to convince me he didn’t know how to make Kraft Dinner. The same man who used to ONLY make Kraft Dinner for me for supper if Mom wasn’t home to cook anything else. Little shit. :P

Mine are passed out in a turkey induced coma, this is the only way I can watch cat/cub videos without getting the hairy eyeball.

I met a guy via online dating (Yeah, I KNOW. Bear with me here.) We met, sort of hit it off, and hung out (fucked and went for dinner) a couple of times. It was okay.

I'm so sorry for your loss.

I did some shopping in Tokyo/Osaka last year and this is SO true. I'm petite by North American standards (4'11", 110lbs), and I had girls at the boutiques giving me the once-over and reminding me politely that "most clothes one size, okay?" I was a L/XL size in Japan, and in Canada I have a hard time finding XS/S that…

OH MY GOD.

I'm shocked OB-GYN's don't have signs on the front door that say "ALL COPPER WIRE REMOVED FROM PREMISES AFTER CLOSING" just to prevent break-ins.

If life were a Leslie Nielsen move, this is exactly what would have happened.

Or get raped.

You could say that once it's in, the uterus is under construction because you just had some new copper wire installed. :3

I found the Nuvaring didn't work for me either. Hormonal birth control isn't the best overall for me, so I use a combination of condoms, fertility tracking, and abstinence/blowjob week during my fertile time to stay baby free and in 15 years, I haven't had a problem. However, when and if I have daughters, I'm going to…

I will never understand parents who refuse birth control measures to their children. Clearly they'd prefer funding an abortion, or 18 years of their grandchild's life (and hey, you do you), but still. Piss off.

There are not enough great things to say about Goapele really. There aren't. <3

It's odd though how people assume you know exactly what they're going through. I keep enough contact with my friends and family that I FEEL like I know what's going on, but if I met a great man tonight, got engaged in six months, and planned a destination wedding for next year, say, I wouldn't expect friends and…