Where IS Adultosaur lately anyway? :/

I can't! Kid Rock took it because he says it's his turn.

Train.

Riiiight!! It's been awhile since I pulled off a Bertuzzi, Brashear doesn't return my texts anymore for some reason..

According to Wikipedia, it's a singular whale of unknown species with a pitch that seemingly cannot be heard except by hydrophone. It was first detected back in 1989, and has been heard just about every year since. They theorize that the pitch means other whales don't realize it's a whale, and therefore it has…

No, no. The Gordie Howe is when you need him to get some sleep so you can get some sleep too. If you're all in, it's a Todd Bertuzzi.

a half-hearted Canadian handjob

(Thank you)

It might all come out at once in the bathtub.

You know, I'd be okay with this premise if it wasn't them competing to BE The Bachelorette, more that they'd have a pool of guys between them to wade through and they could back each other up on things like group dates, and assessing the possibility and practicality of each man as a husband or LTR. We all know that…

I'm not, unless it's Amber. Holy fuck.

Holy hell, right?!!

Yes, this please!

I just feel like honesty is the keyword here, regardless. Whether you're mono or poly, with a sidepiece, or couldn't imagine it, you need to be honest with yourself AND your partner about your relationship and the changes that can happen within the bonds of it. If you're not, you could very well be making the person…

Sulfates dry out and rough up the hair cuticle, which is the outer layer of hair, and that causes it to weaken. Silicones then sit on that weakened hairshaft, and prevent beneficial moisture from getting into the hair cuticle. This causes the hair to break off faster, instead of allowing your hair to go through the…

I might know a guy in Victoria, but I'd need to check if he himself does curly hair, or if he merely works with someone who does.

Wet it every day, and use a good conditioner even if you don't shampoo. That way, you're still adding moisture to your hair that will stick around long after you've let it dry. It's good for it.

Depending on where you live on the West Coast, I may be able to direct you to a stylist. Now, as a current Albertan and former East Coaster I can tell you that even now, moisture is not a bad thing. I drench my curls in Vanilla Coconut Shampoo and Conditioner from Rocky Mountain Soap Company, because the only thing…

If I didn't know she meant physically older, I would hope she meant emotionally and mentally older just by reading this quote. But.... :|

In my family my Mother is the one who has been ill for years with bipolar disorder. Dad only recently discovered he's assembled like a cheap watch, and suddenly has been diagnosed with Celiac, Pernicious Anemia and Addison's Disease. The Addison's is the worst because his body doesn't react to stress and illness…