Suddenly flavor flashback:

At least it’s not a fucking IPA

BEANS CAN BE WHATEVER THEY WANT TO BE THIS IS AMERICA

Oh, wow. Well then good for her, I guess.

More like Grey’s of Thrones, amirite?!

I FINALLY learned how to make a decently poached egg. I'm mostly all about the egg whites, but I love breaking into the yolk of a poached egg.

Aaaand now I'm hungry.

THIS GUACAMOLE IS THE INCORRECT COLOR.

I felt bad for him during last night's episode though, he looked so lost and young, especially in that club scene. He just comes off like a little trying to so hard to be a man and be out if his daddies shadow.

They work in almost every situation!

Right?! So satisfying. That child needs to learn to respect his mother.

I would certainly think so, since she's been dead for six years.

I'm here to say that older brother's wife needs to be known as Dirty Kelly Ripa.

It's so fucking Raven to show up at your gay baby daddy's record label looking for money.

If the Grammys are such a joke, Kanye, why do you allow your music to be considered for an award?

I feel like I would totally want to go see my hot ass husband up on that screen and be like "YO BITCHES I GET TO GO HOME AND FUCK THAT FOR REAL."

In the words of Marie Curie, "nothing in life is to be feared, it is only to be understood."