I seriously considered using that one :-)

False, there was Mars Attacks.

Meanwhile our public schools all resemble Soviet-era orphanages.

Obligatory:

Airstrip One is a happy place. It has always been a happy place.

My mother insisted on getting one for Christmas 2013. I got them the "official" Keurig reusable cup so they have an out from half buck cups back to the $10 for 2 lbs Folgers they've always drank before from their Mr. Coffee.

I read this post and thought, fuck it, just give me a beer.

ANOTHER GYPSY CURSE!

The fate of the world is in the hands of teens again?

I like having a job waaaaaaaay more than I like having lunch.

Hahahaha, lunch break, that's adorable. I always end up eating lunch at my desk while browsing io9 for a quick minute. I get interrupted constantly and people do NOT care if you are shoveling salad into your mouth while they stand in your cube and ask you if you did X with File Y. Anytime I try to go out for lunch, I…

Am I the only one who read the words "CW's New Angel Show" and got excited about the idea of further adventures of Spike and Captian Forehead?

What would most likely happen to me in such a scenario.

I understand he's probably too old but I really really wanted Nathan Fillion to play Gaston in a live action Beauty and the Beast. Guess I'll have to wait for the non disney version.

I felt bad for him during last night's episode though, he looked so lost and young, especially in that club scene. He just comes off like a little trying to so hard to be a man and be out if his daddies shadow.

You know what I always found weird about that episode? How Riker and Picard just go in there all guns blazing and blast that guy until he explodes. Now, given he was a pretty heinous dick in a previous episode but that can probably be explained being under the parasites control, and doesn't really give them a real…

Oh I've learned my lesson with the previous cat Selena Kyle. She would ask for belly rubs before tearing your hand to shreds. We came to an agreement. I would not fall for that anymore and she would not slash and gnaw on my fingers.

Thank you! I haven't had a kitty in two years and I figured it was about time. I need kitty cuddles!

In the words of Marie Curie, "nothing in life is to be feared, it is only to be understood."