And this has caused me to youtube the commercial to terrify my kids with, then to fall into the youtube black hole of 80's videos. Someone helpfully put up all of the I Love The 80's shows.

Dear god those photos came out big. I apologize with these biscuits and gravy waffles.

I made brownies in mine the other night. You can also make this bacon jalapeno tater tot sandwich thing:

That was a very important distinction that you made there.

Women are going to be getting waffle makers for every holiday now and wondering why. There will be an article on the Huffington Post about it. #Predictions2015

Twerking in a guinea pig costume (where do you even buy one?) for a child psychopathology lecture. There's a story there. I can smell it.

Haha, you failed the minute you started to compose your post here to defend yourself. And fuck off with your groupon.

So you made college students who were trick or treating cry? I clearly went to the wrong college.

I may have missed the transition from one-lettuce-leaf-per-day thin to voluptuous. If you have a bubble butt, own it and enjoy it, that's my motto.

Why not pass on by then? Did you need the pick me up to your self esteem that you get for your petty hand-slap up there? That's a shame.

I wish Jaden Smith was gunna go do the English class thing.

I don't know but I kinda wish that I could take the blur tool around with me all the time.

I'm gonna need a Lisa Rinna apology for those lips.

Is "models who fuck rappers" a societal subcategory on the US Census yet? It should be.

So I had to google Stiffler's mom, and I don't get it. Is it maybe some passing resemblence? Or the fact that she IS a mom and still looks like that?

She is quite unfashionably voluptuous.

Amber Rose who? I feel old and out of touch.

He's got a Paul Walker thing going on.

How did they not have like 18 more children.