Ugh. I hate Caitlyn Jenner so much. Never forget that she killed a woman while driving and got away with it.

Liberals can’t even shoot straight.

These women are so damned brave, they deserve better.

There’s no such thing as “good” porn. It’s all through the lens of the male gaze.

When you feel bad about assaulting a person and irrevocably altering the course of their life, but are savvy enough to not want a text confession coming back to haunt you in court.

Seriously, if he feels the need to apologize after the fact, then it wasn’t consensual.

For real. That’s basically an admission of guilt. He knows he fucked up and is trying to downplay what he actually did.

It is truly maddening how much energy women have to put into cradling men’s egos. Instead of saying “no” when we are uncomfortable and risking an escalation to violence, we have to come up with clever excuses so he doesn’t interpret it as a reflection of himself. It’s the environment, not that you’re an asshole. It’s…

“If she didn’t want to have sex with him, then why was she taking tequila shots and why did she go home with him? Do we even know what she was wearing? Surely we’re not going to ruin this fine young man’s life over 20 minutes of action, are we?”

I think Macron’s video inviting American scientists to France is a teeny bit shady because it’s totally plausible that he made it for the sake of the planet, his country, politics, etc. But we all know, and even Trump knows, that he is making them in part because he personally hates Trump’s guts. Under all the…

When asked if she’d heard from Taylor since then, Kim’s neck behaved like her face and barely moved while she said nothing

She seems so normal. Like, if you went to the beach with Jennifer Garner, you would have frozen bottles of water to keep the juice boxes cool (doubles as cold water later!), and plenty of sunblock, and probably a good book to read.

Jennifer Gardner seems more like a “Jennifer Garner Calls Shenanigans on People Cover Story” girl than a “Jennifer Garner Calls Bullshit on People Cover Story” girl.

Gwyneth Paltrow has a gift. She senses whenever I have utterly forgotten she exists and boom: she shows up with some obnoxious bullshit. Good job, Gwynnie. Thanks for the reminder that you suck!

Successful attractive people have it THE WORST. What I wouldn’t give to be a poor “ugly” person in this world...

“Women, in general, get a lot of pushback, especially if you’re successful and attractive.”

Also:

“.... all I remember is static?”

UGH

Did you explain to him that everything that is done to the Handmaids in the story has actually been done to women at some point in history, somewhere in the world?