Still not understanding how difficult it could possibly be to say “Ma’am, you need to leave, and if you refuse to vacate the premises we will be contacting LAPD to serve trespass notice.” Not that hard.  Retail betches gotta do it all the time.  There is no “either side,” there’s one asshole and three people being…

This almost sounds reasonable if you haven’t had to deal with people who have this kind of disorder, but it can actually cause issues, too.

You don't understand how this works. The texture of certain foods makes them physically ill. They will spit out the food if you force it. Doctors tell parents that the kids will outgrow it because they usually do. By the time you realize they aren't going to, they are too old to change without therapy. Force feeding…

I think studies have shown that forcing kids with ARFID to eat foods that they can’t tolerate only makes the condition worse.

I hope his blindness,  deafness and lack of social life don’t make it too hard to diagnose if he has autism or not.

After 18 years (with the last six showing major symptoms), I was finally diagnosed with cibiphobia: the fear of food. (Here is a really good Healthline description of the disorder.) It’s kinda like a combination of orthorexia and contamination OCD.

I mean, my mum noticed I had a very restrictive diet (probably for reasons similar to this condition) and had me on multivitamins. They were these chalky strawberry things and I didn’t like them (I only liked the gummy ones) but she gave them anyway because my fruit and veg intake as a child despite her best efforts…

Of the Target Mossimos is a quality joke, and I will laugh at it every time. 

Woman that was dating 20 men gets mad at man that is dating two. 

Well to be fair, there wasn’t a black man involved. 

Maybe it’s just me being an idiot, but something about this whole movie just feels...distasteful.

“She can go suck a jade egg.”

I doubt she’s making gobs of money.

Yep. People have been making comments about my beauty and weight since I was 10 years old and I have always done my damn best to avoid comments having to do with the physical appearance of people other than, “Oooo, I like how you did your hair,” or whatnot. It’s bad enough being a nobody and feeling like a sex…

I wondering if sucking on the egg would have any benefits?

Yeah, I think this is where I fall too. I lost a bunch of weight and got so much positive feedback that when I eventually gained it back, I thought everyone must think I looked horrible and disgusting, and it really fucked with my head. The LAST thing I would want to do now, having had that experience, is reinforce…

I was similarly going to make an egg joke - but I was thinking more along the lines of “go sit on a jade egg”.

It totally was! In the middle of ‘Liaisons,’ she forgets a line of the song, and sits in her wheelchair as the orchestra continues on. Then she sort of cleared her throat, the orchestra stopped, and from off stage you hear the next line SHOUTED. Stritch: “WHAT?” “HARDLY PAY THEIR SHODDY WAY!” “SHABBY?!” “SHODDY!” And…

Tangleweave. It will be floating around town in the form of tangleweave, ensnaring and cutting off the toes of filthy pigeons. Have you seen pigeons hobbling around on crippled feet? It’s usually not a disease, but something called a hair tourniquet, caused by human hair or other, artificial fibres.

Wait, you think this is all some kind of PR play? That’s....insane.