When I woke up this morning, I thought there was no way I would read the phrase “chugging semen” today. I’m so glad that I was wrong.

“Fine! More for me! *starts chugging semen* Oh! All these wonderful chemicals! All mine!”

I’m confused- if semen is so great for women, why are chodes like this always telling us to keep our legs closed?

“Why did I sit in classes teaching me about the merits of our history and our civilization?”

I am always rooting for a woman who has had to endure addiction and public ridicule since she was a teenager. Everyone loves to criticize the person she’s become, when society as a whole is the reason she ended up this way. How is anyone supposed to turn out normal when things like paparazzi shoving cameras up your…

When I was 15, I was admitted to the psych ward through the ER for some pretty serious self-harm (cutting, specifically). It was November. I didn’t want to talk to my dad in there ‘cause I knew he’d be an asshole. He was such an asshole to the caretakers, though, that they MADE me talk to him just to get him off their…

The video contained cut and dry examples of sexual harassment happening in real time

In the tapes the CBS lawyers showed, they thought that Eliza cursing on set was all the proof they needed to show that SHE was the problem. The video contained cut and dry examples of sexual harassment happening in real time, and it didn’t even register to them that they were shooting themselves in the foot. But a…

Poor Eliza. First she gets assaulted sexually then physically on the set of True Lies. Now this. Hollywood is a cesspool. Also, it’s obvious that this guy’s behavior was contagious and a part of the work environment if the crew members were mimicking his behavior. It says a lot that he was able to get the crew to…

Dude. Adam West was the best Batman. Have you never heard of the Batusi?

I finally gave in and watched the video for “thank you, next,” just to see all the pop culture references. This was also the first time I heard the song, and I just found it so incredibly blah. I kept waiting for it to kick in in some way but the whole thing felt like a terribly slow intro or something.

I have an entirely rational grudge for his despicable treatment of Janet Jackson and his appalling cowardice in the face of “Nipplegate”.

Even as someone who has written three years consecutively in the annual Jezebel Spooky Stories thread about the asshole ghost we had in our house growing up, my first inclination whenever somebody mentions “seance” is still:

See, I watch enough Real Housewives to know that mediums and seances is just rich people shit and a reason to have a dinner party where everyone screams at each other.

Kim Kardashian sleeps in her makeup to get two days of wear out of her looks

Yes, Midge’s career is about to take off, she’s doing great there, but her personal life is a mess. Benjamin is very attractive but a bit of an odd duck, I think she’s marrying her dad there. Joel is less repulsive this season, but he wants to be forgiven for the practically unforgivable.  Then, there’s Lenny.  Now,…

The use of the fisheye lens really works in The Favourite; presenting the world around the monarch as subtly distorted comes off as a competently expressed visual theme in the film, at least IMO

Even though I’ve been a long time fan, Olivia Colman is definitely becoming the Judi Dench 2.0 I never knew I needed.

I loved the trailer for this and want it to live up to those expectations, so I’m happy to see great reviews for it.

yorgos lanthimos never retire, bitch