That’s my concern. “Goddamn it, Ugly Janet got her kidney cut out in Chechnya. Again. We really need to warn people about this.”
That’s my concern. “Goddamn it, Ugly Janet got her kidney cut out in Chechnya. Again. We really need to warn people about this.”
Now I’m confused because Europe uses the metric system; maybe I’m only a 6 in America, but it converts to a 10 overseas?
Good news for all the hotties out there, who, presumably, are at no risk of being murdered while abroad.
Pop ‘em in the “oven” and blake at 98.6º for 9 months
Liking people you hate for hating people you hate even more is so confusing.
LESBIAN SHITASSES FOR BERNIE
The bustle was considered to be a huge leap forward for women’s fashion in its time, compared to the earlier hoopskirt. Both of these devices gave a pleasing fullness to the hips and skirts which made the corseted waist seem even tinier. However, the hoopskirt was dangerous in a time when most houses were heated with…
And even sadder is the not shit that happened to Alec Baldwin.
Well... at least she isn’t one of those I-don’t-understand-how-life-works commercial people?
Every one gasped as the egg started to crack and a little beak popped out! “The baby eagle is coming!” they yelled in delight.
lol that cat didn’t know not to fuck with an octopus
NO SHITS OBAMA IS THE BEST OBAMA
Things that have made my child cry: 1) he has to go to daycare. 2) he has to come home from daycare. 3) the waffles at the diner were the wrong shape. 4) the guy he just waved at turned out NOT to be 1996 Steve from Blues Clues. 5) It’s windy.
Republican party to Trump: “please remove your gaping maw from our dog whistle. You’re getting spittle on it."
No matter who wins in November, the First Couple won't look a fraction as good as the Obamas.
And this is the problem with the people who wonder why we just can’t let Chris Brown live! Like, he did his time and apologized for his behavior, we don’t bring up all the abusive white males. THE PROBLEM IS, Chris Brown is CONSISTENT in his abusive behavior. He throws up classic red flags EVERYWHERE that scream…
I just came down here to ask where the fuck the video is of her performing karaoke.
You read the police response to their daughter reporting her father had raped her? That’s more common than you think. Calling the cops often makes the abuse escalate. With that many children, she probably felt even more trapped. If the police didn’t help his daughter, why should she have believed they would help her?
Yes. It is self-defense.
So, there was a blind item floating around about 6 months prior to Jessica Biel getting pregnant that she was in rehab. Most ppl at the time thought she was hiding a baby bump but when she reemerged, she was not pregnant. During this time, Justin canceled some public appearances. Word on the street is that is was a…