He loves women so much, he won’t even stop making creepy comments about them when they’re his offspring.

Needs moar “cherish”

You’re a bunch of losers if you don’t get that Trump loves women. He loves how pretty they are and how they make him dinner. He also likes boobs. So there, you dummies.

My theory: He dumped Christine so he could pursue his one true love, Grandma Yetta.

boom pregnant

I get pregnant every time I look at this

Christine Ouzounian sounds like the human equivalent of Amazon feedback emails; you buy a three -pack of tube socks and you get sixteen follow ups on them. How was the packaging? How did you like them? how many stars would you give them? Would you write a review of them?

Someone said that maybe she had a stroke and it’s having a reverse-effect on her sanity. If the shoe fits. . .

FUCKING DEAD BOB DURST BUNNY EYES

I don’t care about the pics but the term “Budgie Smugglers” is the best thing I have ever heard.

Looking for awful pictures of Tom Hardy is one of my favorite online activities so enjoy this treasure from 1998. :)

And lots and lots of swearing, if she's like me.

I mean, okay, it’s tacky and a little ugly... but it’s better than anything I could ever knit. That shit has heart.

That is an amazing sweater and you are a bad and wrong person if you think otherwise.

Apparently some people responding to you don’t know the theoretical basis of homeopathy. Additionally, since they believe like cures like, they should have taken some mushrooms or LSD to combat the hallucinogen.

They should have diluted it in water until there was statistically probably nothing but water left.

I'm going to need a minute to process this information. I just have had such a high opinion of Chris Brown, who has long been a champion of women, and assumed his attitude would also extend to the LGBTQ community. So it's difficult to believe he would do something like this.

It seems no matter what vehicle she attempts to use she’s doomed to be pedestrian.