Thank you for writing about this. I remember in the 7th grade that there was an 8th girl, kind of popular and already developing, who was rumored to be “having an affair” with the PE teacher/football coach. I remember at that time that we blamed her - that we thought she was a “slut,” that we though she had enough…

And that lawsuit will cost the taxpayers money, not the police. I’m not saying she shouldn’t sue, I’m saying the proceeds from the suit should come from the police retirement funds. When the “few” bad cops start costing the “good” cops money, then maybe the good cops will do something about their “brothers” behavior.

And every time Mickey cuts them in half, he just winds up with twice as many brooms that are twice as racist.

You and me both, KStew. You and me both.

I typed “Kristen Stewart sexuality” into the Google thing up there and it says her sexuality is “Network Connectivity Problems.”

Her acid guy must be out of town.

Mini’s ultrasound looked like I was going to give birth to a beaked turtle. AND I DID.

The broader issue here is that the entire Jezebel staff is possessed

Just because you can physically fit into a garment doesn’t mean the garment fits

But they didn’t fly nonstop. The couple allegedly landed in Las Vegas for a little thing I like to call...a layover.

I lost my burner key a couple of days ago, but it was kind of worth it to snag this new name.

This Caitlyn love on liberal blogs has to stop. She is an awful, horrible human being, worse than anyone else in that family and that’s saying something. Fuck her (and I’m glad her show is tanking.)

Watch the Netflix until it becomes God.

Of course there is a Comic Sans one.

I always wondered what happened to those cranks who called into my newspaper apoplectic with confused and frightened rage when we accidentally ran the same comics two days in a row. WHAT IF TODAY WAS THE DAY MARMADUKE STOPPED THINKING HE WAS PEOPLE, OKAY? DID YOU EVER THINK ABOUT THAT?!?!

She needs a “sure, Jan.” A plastic “sure, Jan.” Whomp whomp.

That’s what blindgossip says. That when he has cheated on Gwen it’s been with men but that they intend to copy what Bennifer 2.0 is going through and blame the nanny instead.

#teammilesteller

Can we stop blaming the damn other women and hot nannies and instead point our scorn towards the husbands who screw their children's babysitters and then lie to their wives about it? And I'm surprised Gavin Rossdale had it in him. I thought he liked boys, mostly.