Thank you for writing about this. I remember in the 7th grade that there was an 8th girl, kind of popular and already developing, who was rumored to be “having an affair” with the PE teacher/football coach. I remember at that time that we blamed her - that we thought she was a “slut,” that we though she had enough…

And that lawsuit will cost the taxpayers money, not the police. I’m not saying she shouldn’t sue, I’m saying the proceeds from the suit should come from the police retirement funds. When the “few” bad cops start costing the “good” cops money, then maybe the good cops will do something about their “brothers” behavior.

And every time Mickey cuts them in half, he just winds up with twice as many brooms that are twice as racist.

You and me both, KStew. You and me both.

I typed “Kristen Stewart sexuality” into the Google thing up there and it says her sexuality is “Network Connectivity Problems.”

Her acid guy must be out of town.

Mini’s ultrasound looked like I was going to give birth to a beaked turtle. AND I DID.

The broader issue here is that the entire Jezebel staff is possessed

Then it’s extremely unfortunate that he wears a rodent on his head, and that said rodent would make an excellent plague-flea host.

“There were fliers all over the airport reminding visitors to not handle dead rodents.”

So is the not-funny joke that you’ve mixed up Yersinia pestis with Clostridium botulinum?

In the late 1970s / early 1980s, plague was common enough in New Mexico that when I flew in for a job interview at Albuquerque that there were flyers all over the airport reminding visitors to not handle dead rodents, not that I needed that reminder. A SF writer buddy of mine said that they had 10-30 cases a year.…

How do we get that kid to shake hands with Trump? (So long as his diarrhea of the mouth isn't contagious. That kid has enough to deal with with the plague.)

Vax or antivax isn’t much of an issue here. Plague vaccines exist, but the disease is so uncommon CDC doesn’t recommend widespread inoculation except people at increased danger, like lab workers. Also the vaccine’s efficacy is a bit questionable. Again, the rarity of the infection has prevented any large tests against…

It’s bacterial :-(. And zombies have a prion disorder :-(.

Or is this just viral (zing!) marketing for Fear The Walking Dead...?

As someone who's mother rejected Thalidomide.....I approve and saddened by her passing.

Just because you can physically fit into a garment doesn’t mean the garment fits

But they didn’t fly nonstop. The couple allegedly landed in Las Vegas for a little thing I like to call...a layover.