ACCIO BONERZZZZZ: Neville Longbottom (Matthew Lewis) just popped his top off for you

“This is the WORST thing that has ever happened to me! I can’t believe no one CARES. And NO I do NOT want to talk about it. LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!!”

A Hamptons frozen yogurt spot refused to open their doors for Rihanna. OK, fine, they were technically closed at the time (it was 11:00PM and “staffers were packing up”)

And dear sweet TayTay: if you want to discuss women sticking together that’s fine, but first let’s talk about your playground fight with Katy Perry and your girl gang Bad Blood video, mmmkay?

Of all the ways to make me feel every second of my 42 years on this earth, THIS. THIS comment has done it! :-) Well done, young person.

Taylor took her music off spotify and was applauded. We launched Tidal & were dragged.

Naya Rivera hating on the tabloids like *gestures encouragingly* “stop guys stop” *beckons, points to self* “seriously stop”

Come at me Batman - Bane

“Too bad, though. That affair could have led to some heart-wrenching country music.”

“Mother?”

What if the asteroid that forever changed life on Earth missed the planet completely and giant dinosaurs never became extinct?

i’m mostly confused as to why people in the audience are so shocked about this

Re: the Cunts. For a while, my parents loved to tell the story of how my dad loved to tell me to ask any given waiter for a fork and spoon when I was a toddler. I couldn’t pronounce fork and spoon correctly, because I was like 2, and apparently I would politely request a “fuckin’ poon,” and my dad thought it was…

He has known how to wash his own clothes and cook since middle school, too. Ugh, go ahead and make the call. I deserve it.

A security guard would have approached the kids and asked where their parent was, the 6 year old would have pointed out her mom, mom would have waved or excused herself from the interview and headed over to the kids, security guard would talk to mom about it and no one would have been arrested.

I have VERY clear memories of being a preschooler and wandering way out in the woods, digging in streams and wheat fields with the other neighborhood kids with NO parents in sight. I can even remember, once I learned to ride my bike, riding down the side of a very busy highway/street down about a mile towards a gas…

This is some bullshit.