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Bianca Lawson is 36 and has been playing a teenager for like 20 years. Tell me Bianca, where do you get the unicorn blood that you smear on your face? Are you actually a vampire and not a witch? Plz tell me. thnks.

To clear up any confusion, Tina Knowles did not marry the beloved former Gawker writer

No way, girl. A lot of us have them. Wear them with pride!

Yes. Welcome. We wear comfortable clothes that look good on our changing/aging bodies, listen to whatever the hell music we want (I was singing both One Direction and the Stray Cats this morning), and shake our heads ruefully at Kids These Days.

Granny Panties are the BEST so I am LOVING this trend. Finally my underwear drawer full of hanes full coverage briefs are HIGH FASHION.

Gladiator sandals are my special pet peeve. First, ugly. Really really ugly. Next, sandals at a music festival? Nasty. Third, what's the point in sandals that restrict any part of your legs? Fourth, they make everyone look short and fat. Everyone.

Ah good to know. California's in an epic drought but really, keep that grass green for the elitist sport and stupid hipsters to ruin.

The green grass was my first thought, too! Do they truck it in? Isn't there a water shortage and everybody can only drink 1 liter a day, or something?

There is SO MUCH see-through. What is even happening? Is this style? Am I officially an Old now?

Is see through clothing with granny panties a thing now? (Other things I don't get: gladiator sandals and rompers).

THIS IS SO SHOCKING I CAN’T BELIEVE IT

I didn’t say who because I don’t know if they know their mother did that and she was very proud of her child but was in the grip of a major alcohol problem. I think it’s fairly easy to work out which star of The Tudors inherited a disposition towards alcoholism.

I feel the same way. It’s not as if there were only one or two people witnessing who feared for their own safety. Even then, how hard is it to leave the scene and call 911? Something is very wrong here and it’s very disheartening.

Lindsay is barely recognizable in that picture. Just another reason to stay away from drugs.

A+ photobomb, random guy!

While Lindsay Lohan is responsible for her own actions since she became an adult, I can’t help but feel sorry for her. She was a huge loser in the parental sweepstakes.

just stay away from him karrueche! for the love of god.

Dina really is awful. I’ve always thought Lindsey’s recovery was being undercut by her horrible parents. Her mother knows full well she won’t get into any clubs/parties/whatever if Lindsey is clean. And they are terrible parents.

“...there’s nothing more emasculating than a woman pulling out her credit card. I don’t care how women’s lib we are.”

That's rich coming from you, MELONS!