You..and my mother in law.

Probably, but I feel like he’s probably the most energizing person you could ever meet. Super well-educated and smart and energetic and batshit insane. Like you could have a great argument with him?

There’s no such thing as too much bread.

A friend of mine worked as a caterer and had to make a croquembouche. He said it was nightmarishly fussy. I'm with you - if you're going to do a croque, do a croque, not a nasty cake-ball version.

I'd attend an antivax, homeopathic convention if it had an open bar.

I thought it was autocorrect... I can’t even recognize the slang I don’t understand anymore!

Uh, then what the hell is cadaver training in med school?

I guess this would be called posthummus.

I ALMOST bought some last night but something told me not to. God must have fucked someone else over and saved me. Divine intervention!

So? It’s not like they fired 8 bullets into her.

We take child welfare seriously here! *hits pregnant lady*

Generally it’s how things are phrased, to avoid lawsuits. You also see a lot of the same celebrities in these, so one would conclude that publicists are feeding the tabs some of this dirt. It keeps old tired celebs in the public eye ( see: Jennifer Aniston, Keith Urban)

excuse me, sorry to bother you, i just have to tell you that i love your comment.

Yeah he definitely wears makeup in public and in movies regularly. Sometimes I’m pretty sure he’s just trying to make me, personally, feel like shit about how much better he is at tightlining than I’ll ever be. That would not be revelatory.

“Mike & Molly producers want Melissa McCarthy to gain back the 50 pounds she’s lost recently.”

Jennifer Aniston is now 46. She can no longer get pregnant with her own eggs, unless she has a few on ice, and with IVF. The Paparazzi would have a field day if she walked within 60 meters of a fertility clinic. She. Probably just didn't go to gym after the holidays.

Jeremy sometimes wears makeup when he is not in front of the camera

There really needs to be a times Jennifer Aniston is totes pregnant, for realz this time guys counter. With the amount of times it’s been reported in tabloids she should have more kids than that crazy pants Dugger lady.
The story about Renner wearing makeup just makes me laugh. Like 1) He worked as a flipping makeup…

I think everything about her is a chemical process.