That was.... unnecessary.

Louis CK > Jimmy Fallon in the Game of Who Moriarty Thinks About While Masturbating

This gif is so White it has a fully diversified trust fund.

who is benedict cumberbatch

No moleste

“Excuse me, I’m sorry to bother you, but I just have to tell you: I love your voice.”

Of course they do, but they don’t want to talk on the phone!

*both hand gesture*

Ha! My mom taught me never before 9 AM, or after 9 PM, unless it’s an emergency, or previously agreed upon. But I like this 10:30 thing better. That would work for me at night, too.

Excuse me, Ms. Riley, but it’s rude to call people before 10:30am.

Yes. Yes, I am.

grandpa?

Ummm. Exactly. This is how I still fit into my HS cheerleader outfit. I chase everything with water. And cocaine.

Oh, come on. Like a water chaser doesn’t negate everything you eat or drink in the past 15-30 minutes.

Dear Ice Cube,

Here’s the most important tweet I saw today/ever

I thought so too, but I feel like the show runners are trying to tell the story from the books but realized they had to do everything possible to keep Jaime like-able despite hitting his wife without consent. Thus: playful music, a Jamie narrated episode, and intensely amazing makeup sexy sex.

This is why I’m a dog person.