Cup of gaul I was offered was bitter. Will not have again.

UPDATE: My friends insisted that I return after only 3 days. The place still blows.

“Complimentary hat was quite prickly and uncomfortable.”

“Bowling was very difficult with the oversized ball they blocked my way with.”

“Restaurant food was decent but I had to provide my own bread and wine. The next day I was nailed to a plank of wood and died. Would not recommend.”

Yes, makes sense. Of all the resident trolls Gawker media has had, this one is by far the best. Original, weird, engaging. 10/10

Oh my god, I think this is the most insane thing I've ever seen on Jezebel.

Linebacker? Homely? Mkay, no.

That's blackface.

Sadly I’ve to come realize that apparently in our society every leg that’s not a stick leg is a “thick” leg.

Looks like a weird makeup shoot to me where it’s all about artistry or whatever. I’m also white, so I feel like I shouldn’t really have a say in what constitutes black face. I’d like to hear from everyone else though. /confused

OK so the Washington Post does a thing every year where they have a Peep diorama contest, enjoy

Those are thick legs??

I feel like there has to be a difference between writing something discriminatory on the cake, and actually discriminating against people, legally speaking. Like, I don't think it's the same playing field for them to refuse to write hate speech on a cake, as it would be if they were refusing service to Christians or…

*Psst* That’s the joke. She isn’t 6’7” either.

in fairness, I work at a bar, and we moved most of the cameras to face the bar because the amount of people trying to threaten us after being cut off is insane. Also: idiots stealing booze the second your back is turned.

If only there had been a good guy with a chair, this could have been prevented.

More importantly, what were the women in the bachelorette party wearing that would have egged on this behavior?

"I'm not a raging drunk misogynist, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn last night!"

Holy. fucking. tantrum.