You should also feed your baby lots of honey, which is totally natural and therefore healthful like a magic potion.






Disclaimer: FFS do not give honey to your baby.

I am a registered dietitian who generally advocates paleo-ish eating (except for my job in long-term care where I make sure my residents have all the ice cream they want)...and this baby formula terrifies me. No person who understands basic infant nutrition would devise a formula like this. Even the most hardcore…

Actual paleo infant/child diet:

As the owner of a toddler, I could not fathom what I would do if I decided that he could not eat cheese. Cheese is pretty much his favorite food. That said, he hates meat. Maybe it's a toddler thing.

I raised my kids on Bulletproof Coffee, it's all a baby really needs

I want to make an autism vaccine from bone-broth. Just to see who will and who won't take it and why.

Does Autism "develop"? No, it doesn't.

Well, considering the only known cure for autism is death, maybe that's the point...

I just ugly laughed.

You got a genuine LOL from me with this

"Will haunt in afterlife"

And doesn't he know that ALL claw machines are a rip off??

"Would consider going back." This is the true definition of an optimist.

I love how the one dude was so disappointed in everything that he needed to use so many caps and exclamation points, yet still had a glimmer of hope that he was going to be the big winner at the claw machine and everything would turn out OK.

I need to read a 1 star and a 5 star review from the guy who got stabbed to calibrate what he looks for in an establishment, as I am very confused.

zombie turtles?

Anytime you need some good yelp entertainment go read reviews from Dina L. in Gainesville, FL. Her reviews range from places like CVS and major airports to high-class restaurants. It's amazing. NEVER CHANGE, DINA L.

Is it not EXHAUSTING to hold down the shift key for every word? And does this person believe that's how you're supposed to write sentences? This is not the first time I've seen this phenomenon. THESE ARE REAL QUESTIONS I HAVE.

How does a gentleman "unknowledged"?