Excuse me, you don't use your black Amex to cut up and smoke heroin, you use the Capitol One card with a $1500 limit from your college days.

Confidential to the girl maybe dating Nick Gordon: listen to every single other person on the planet, even the babies who can’t talk yet, and get the fuck away from that guy. Fast. Seriously, right now. There is nothing cute or appealing enough about him to ignore the SCREAMING CHORUS OF VOICES THAT HE’S AN ABUSER AND…

Is THAT what prenatal yoga is?

Thanks for explaining that. I've not heard that distinction made before, but it makes total sense.

I’m getting preventive plastic surgery on my baby as soon as it’s born. Gonna get it lipo, a chin implant, dental implants, and probably hair plugs, just to be safe. Nothing worse than a chubby, toothless, bald baby. Ew!

That item about Bobbi Kristina is just unspeakably sad. I can't click the link. Something about having a burial site awaiting your still-living body is just horrible.

I believe so, but I’m not 100% sure. I looked this up awhile back because my husband’s family has twins and people kept telling me we’d have them.

You are correct. Some conditions that cause multiple ovulation are genetic, but the chances of one egg splitting into two (or more) babies are the same for everyone.

Twins are only hereditary if the mom has a condition that causes her to ovulate multiple eggs at a time. So, fraternal twins can be hereditary but identical twins aren’t.

I feel like I'm not asking enough questions in life.

Wat.

“And unto you sayeth I, kill those with whom you do not agree; seek not to understand them, nor love them. Threaten their children that they may know deepest fear. Do so in my name.” -Jesus (probably).

If all facts and data that don't support your viewpoint are wrong, it's not a conspiracy. Your view is wrong.

All that’s missing from these claims is good data to back them. Alicia silverstone’s “anecdotal” evidence is just that - anecdotal. There is no good data that confirms that vaccines are harmful to most children. If you can get good, reliable data otherwise then that's a compelling reason to not pass this bill. But it…

Wow. I hadn't heard of that before. Thanks for sharing.

With stories like this, I’m really regretting leaving the Girl Scouts at five. Though, to be fair, there are only so many sticks and flower pots a kid can paint before she says “this is bullshit and it’s really cutting into my goofing around time.”

I'm a purist - I'd prefer an all-white television.

Agreed! I’m five weeks out from my due date with my second, and I feel like one of the dancing hippos from Fantasia. My ankles and wrists are reminders of what my body normally looks like; everything else is swollen and lumpy and practically purple with all the extra blood. Pregnancy taught me about ceding control and…

That was a really solid effort. It took me going this far down the thread to realize. Go grab a Capri Sun and a complimentary abortion - on me!

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