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I remember him calling Adam Sandler's daughter ugly. That was when I was done, and it's been about six years since I've seen his site.
I hope to God that kid of his has at least one stable adult in his life growing up, because his only parent sure as shit ain't.

Yes, Beebs. Take your own advice and BE GREAT. We're all waiting.

The worst thing about this to me is how much popular support these oppressors have. My first thought is, "Wow. Big man, aren't you, whipping a bunch of unarmed women?" But the average Russian response is probably, "Yes. He is justified."

The real feat is how they also managed to book Jon Glaser for the shoot.

Oh, haha! Bravo.

Kate, the #1 rule of princessery is you don't pick up shit! You pay people who pay people who pay people who pay people to pick up shit.

Yup. 10/10 could get it.

Please do not ask me about my "I'm a Violent Offender" shirt. It's private.

I'm not just talking about endurance, though you would certainly need plenty of that to do a show like that. I mean the physical impact of gravity when you're jumping stomping... it just seems like it would be really hard to modulate your voice perfectly to account for those moments.

I don't know why we expect our pop stars to dance their fucking asses off and sing beautifully at the same time. Maybe it's because I'm woefully out of shape, but you would not get a sustained note out of me if I were also dancing my hardest at the same time.

This kid's got moxie. I like it.

Thanks for that. I know that in theory, it's just hard to let her go a little.

I'm kind of impressed/horrified that people planned their racism well enough in advance to pack multiple pieces of fruit. I cannot remember my fruit in the morning, and I intend to eat it! Maybe using it to humiliate other people would help jog my memory.

Can I ask you to elaborate a little more on your feelings toward your housekeeper in relation to your mom? I'm struggling a little right now with having a nanny - she is great and my kid loves her. I'm just a little jealous and a little insecure about my baby loving another lady more than she loves me. It's a first

Oh, goodness, yes.

I know it's not yet V-Day, but marry me?

Tom Skerritt-y? Wow, thanks, friend.

You know you're getting there when every cab driver starts nervously asking you when you're due. I relished the day I finally got to say, "Today!" The fear in his eyes...

I am not sure, and googling "Joe Simpson gay" is just a bridge too far. I'm a passive consumer of Simpson gossip.