Fiscal!

Same with Mark Bittman's How to Cook Everything (also comes in a vegetarian version). It goes through setting up a kitchen with an eye towards usefulness and economy, how to spot good meat and produce, basic techniques, advanced techniques, and menu planning for lots of different occasions. It is the most useful (and…

Confidential to the Catholic Church: If you start firing all the gay people in your organization, you're not going to exist anymore. Maybe try and root out the sexual predators first. Start there.

THESE COLORS DON'T RUN.

I forgot that I did as well. I got schooled in an argument once for using them interchangeably, and I learned my lesson.

I forgot to add: Muslim.

But Obamacare hardworking Joe Plumber energy dollars main street embolden! Wingdingdingtingwingpingwingding!

Just to be clear, the debt and the deficit are not the same thing. Debt is the amount we're borrowing from China (and others, but let's be real: China) to cover the deficit, or the shortfall between what we collect in taxes and what we spend as a government. So, when Clinton ran a surplus, he put it toward closing the…

"She was just asking to be hit by a drunk driver, being out on the road like that."

Well then you've CLEARLY never been to Sacramento. You'd easily top 150 mph trying to get the fuck outta there.

Also, her ability to suffer through what has to be the world's tightest front and back wedgie. Yeeeeow.

Same here!

I cannot stop giggling at this gif. You have ruined me.

So convenient that you can subtly call a person fat in the tabloids by either saying they're "embracing their curves" or pointing to other people calling them fat. All with deniability!

I had the following exchange with my boss in my very first job out of college:

Kidneys aren't nearly as sexy as boobs are, though. You can't subtly appeal to people's sex drives by plastering your product with kidney disease messaging like you can with breast cancer.

But I liked my friend's post, therefore I have raised awareness of breast cancer!

So what are the best steps to take to actually make a difference? Please add/edit:

Also the fact that getting run through with an arrow was probably the second-worst part of its day, going to the vet being the worst.

I'm sure that cat is significantly miserable, but I love that it's still got that classic feline "Why the fuck are you bothering me with this shit?" face.