Sorry, that title currently belongs to Virginia gubernatorial candidate Ken "No Oral Sex or Sodomy" Cuccinelli. Butthurt Ken just cannot stop thinking about all that anal sex the gay men are having. It makes him so mad, thinking about that anal sex so much!

Abortion Barbie teaches girls that they can come from very little and succeed a lot if they work hard. Abortion Barbie teaches girls that being pretty, tall, thin, and blond doesn't mean you are here to be Ken's girlfriend. Abortion Barbie teaches girls that they have autonomy over their own bodies and that no one -…

Really, really insightful. Thank you.

Thank you, that's helpful! I live in DC which is sort of "BE A SUPER SUCCESSFUL PROFESSIONAL AND MOTHER ALL AT ONCE OR YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!" and it's hard to find people (or at least, vocal people) who have found balance somewhere in the middle.

Totally agree. I'm inclined to agree also with AliceSings because successfully launching a person into the world is no small task. But I always think about my ex-boyfriend's mom who poured every inch of herself into taking care of her son and husband. She did so exceedingly well, but when her only kid left for college…

I'm facing this decision now with my first child due in November. For the time being, I'm retaining my position and coming back part-time after the baby's born. I feel a really strong desire to leave completely and just focus on being a mom, but it scares me to think how easy it would be to turn a year or two away…

Also! I can confirm that a source (me) reports that Jennifer Aniston had two different nose jobs between that first photo and the third one. Insiders are buzzing!

I am so tired of edginess for its own sake. No artist ever describes their work as such, but there seems to be a lot of, "Look at what I did! I am shoving your preconceived notions right in your face, you plebe!" Yeah, fine, you and every other artist in New York.

Oh, you stole a dead man's watch? Have fun being haunted forever by Tony Soprano, dickface.

Hey! Don't you know we're being punished for being sooper dooper mean? Where's Chris' apology for us not being forgiving enough of his violent and abusive past? (And present?)

Artemis Pebdani repeatedly insisting that it was the couch farting, not her, had me in stitches last night.

Looks like Air and Space to me. I had a steamy make out on that spot because, you know, aircraft and romaaaance.

<wit>Something something corrupt politicians something criminals. </wit>

TINA AND AMY ARE BACK TOGETHER?!

Either we scared him away or he left to go beat off his rage-boner onto a Betty Crocker Cookbook.

Do you also wear their scalps as trophies?

A mad baby!

This guy, Zombina. This guy! I am cracking up at how much he thinks he's got the world figured out. It's like when my four-year-old nephew comes out without his shirt on and he's all flexing, and says, "I'm as strong as Daddy!" and we all go, "Of course you are, dear. Of course you are."

Whatever you say, man. You clearly have a bead on exactly who I and my husband are. Like I said, he will be absolutely heartbroken to learn all this, but I'm not going to tell him now because he's busy running his multi-million dollar consulting firm. A weak mind, that one.

I've watched my husband snap the neck of a wounded deer with his bare hands. I've watched him shoot a duck through trees and catch said duck with one hand. I've watched him try to play baseball through a completely severed Achilles', only to stop when his foot just flopped around, unresponsive. I've seen him sprint…