Same question. Also, like are expensive color corrector palettes as shitty as my cheap one? And it’s ruining the finish of my Armani Luminous Silk. Why does every concealer end up in the lines of my lower eyelids?

You would think.

Huge difference, but some people don’t get it. Much to my disappointment

Michael Caine!?!?

Except giving up on the Hot Ones interview... whomp whommmmp

Exactly. I have a 6 month old baby and we hang out in the mirror doing the same stuff ( well, minus the “You’re a legend” part), and he is happy and I am happy and you can’t spoil a baby. Hug the baby, love the baby, carry the baby. I would be the same way if I had Khaled money.

Thank you for this! I know a dad who is gonna love this list.

OMG I love this so much, really?? I keep learning more about the civil war that just kills me. I need to google some good stories about this or something, I never liked history class when I was young.

Mine, too! I don’t know, I kinda want something locked away somewhere, but at the same time, I know it increases odds of suicide and homicide in your home dramatically, and both of us are kinda prone to depression... Maybe not.

As a parent— she knew her daughter was safe and her husband was alive and had some hint that MayDay was happening... I would have stabbed that bitch with her knitting needles.

Amen!!!!! The first tweet like “uhhh, all white huh?” Said what needed to be said.

True, I said that and have meant I don’t want to work... but now that I’m not in a cubicle anymore and work on my feet I have those days and feelings of wasting my life a lot less.

I just wanna know where Russell brand is on that list

I remember an especially rich and boring daily couple who wanted VENTI non fat extra dry cappuccinos. As a barista, you can think about how many pitchers it takes to make “creamy, not bubbly” non fat foam reach the top of a venti cup, as they watched over the bar.

I did once, a used Rav 4. Even with financing, it was an hour. He was the only dude there, he didn’t try to sell me a bunch of add one, and my interest rate was like 2%. I hold all car buying experiences up to that now. Sigh.

This. I worry for everyone I know, even smart people, because that time in a dealership can be crushing and if you don’t know what you want exactly.... it’s easy to get caught up.

I met someone who kept talking about their boyfriend and they sold all their stuff to get their boyfriend a plane ticket, and it was a picture of a celebrity they had been emailing. Fucking tragic.

Ok but msrp on my car was 4K higher than what I paid. If it were 500$ I’d agree. Also I think this article means too much overall- luxury cars being returned was the point.

Is the author pic Reza Aslan??

I got to “Seagram Heiress” and stopped reading.