And due in March, huh? With twins? Famous people sure are thin.

Ugh, I said band instead of banned. I hope that’s what she meant. When we used to go, mixed groups of men and women, we would all treat it like any other strip club- aka tipping every song, being polite. Then they changed the policy about women and even the crowd got rude and unwelcoming to any woman there. I’m too…

The male strip club where I live band bachelorette parties and says they only want gay men! Sigh.

I googled a bit after I commented... I want deets! My mom always acted like we were a chore, and if we wanted a hug it was always with a “get off of me....ugh” and then a few pats if we didn’t let go. I’m sitting here with my two week old baby, and wondering HOW she was like that. Do I have to keep in touch, really,…

What is this term, Maslow mom? I have been wondering for ages if there is some name for what kind of crazy my mom is...never kind find it.

God, sounds like my mom in so many ways. The older I get, and the more “normal” my life becomes, the odder she behaves toward me. My siblings are GOLDEN (mentally ill, or commitment phobic and always traveling/on the run), but me and my children, UGH. But can she come visit soon??

My c section sucks this time, I’d love that. Not possible though, gotta do it the old school way.

I’ll do the day, Lord give me the money for a night nurse. Every two hours is brutal right now.

We are pregnancy twins! Newest born almost two weeks ago.

And if you look up listeria outbreaks in the US it’s always shit like spinach. Am I going to not eat the whole time? No.

I kept eating most of these things- maybe my poorly healing c section wound is what happens. Sushi/caffeine/ham, whateva. Please don’t make me hear the words “open and pack” about a long-ass incision ever again.

Thank you, dress up! Exactly how I was feeling but couldn’t pin down.

We did that with our Disney trip, kind of. Lots of anticipation for the big trip vs. presents that year.

I ask for tickets to events, or activities we can do together. Zoo/museum yearly passes. Whatever.

I have a tiny tiny house, and my mother buys my daughter crap constantly. I’m talking 5$ multi-piece sets of junk. It KILLS me. I texted her the other day that my daughter would rather go out to hot chocolate with her or something, and to return the latest purchase. It didn’t go over well.

That’s a great rule, I am going to try to remember it. This is the my daughters last year as an only child, so we went a little nuts-o. Baby due 12/20. Next year is going to be waaaaaaaaaaay different.

I totally agree.

Our kids love the same shit. Roar plays in my nightmares now.

YES, watching Kristen Bell do it made me cry, I didn’t know she did the kid voice and the adult voice.

I actually stopped having panic attacks daily without meds, so I am ok with her.