A whiteness of teenage girls ordering frappuccinos.

#BoxyIsBeautiful

I have really fine hair too. I usually lift my hair up in sections and spray right at the roots, then brush it out. Don't use too much at once. Focus on the roots on either side of your part, and the crown and back of your head. Also blasting your roots with a hot blowdryer for a few seconds can give some extra lift…

I have really fine hair too. I usually lift my hair up in sections and spray right at the roots, then brush it out.…

I love how the only reason he’s concerned about backing out last minute on his “friend” is because the bride is a “nag” and a “stress case.” I mean, what a bitch! Only bitches get upset when a “friend” involved in the actual wedding backs out last minute so he can watch a TV show that will be streaming for weeks and…

Reports out of Alouettes training camp say that Michael Sam was having a hard time adjusting to his role in the 12-man CFL defensive scheme, where teams generally employ a fifth defensive back.

Throw that top one in the fireplace and the bottom one on the mantel.

Forget the ridiculous third reason for a moment. Why do there seem to be so many otherwise intelligent people who don’t seem to understand that the vast majority of the time it’s not appropriate to act on your sexual impulses? Literally everyday of the week I work with and walk by women that I am attracted to,…

The thought, the way Renee explained it to me, was to purchase to make it clear to that person that one had the money they doubted one had. I don’t think the idea of a commission even factored in.

Add this to the collection of “Michelle Duggar Krazy Faces”. Collect all 300!

Oh, I know the spite buy. I know it well. As does my credit card, because I really don’t have the funds to back up my attitude :-/

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I love her as well. She has an uncanny knack for not just being really funny, but also amplifying everyone else who performs with her.

i die.

Is it ok to be against rape but still think this sucks

Mark, if you, like me, owned a dogeared copy of Bear Attacks, you’d know the park ranger maxim “a fed bear is a dead bear.” That’s because bears, when they begin to associate humans with food, often escalate to attacking humans when they realize that they’re made of meat.

Actually she got a job with a better company that pays more than the people that were originally making more than her. And they actually treat her well.

Um, you know how we all learned how to get out of bras without removing our shirts? It’s kind of like that. In a weird contitionist kind of way. And only works if the romper is roomy. (if you’re an old you’ll see what I did there)

Not a disaster story, but a tip for any of you who might be mailing out invitations at some point: Assign each household a number and put it on the back of the RSVP card. Some people don't remember to put their own names on the card, or the names are illegible. It also gives you a simple way to sort them so you can…