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That's where Count Doe-ku must be from.

"Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father."
"I'd like to know who the fuck did it."

This sounds like a bad Janet Jackson song where she throws in outtakes.

On the subject, why does anyone who bothers to defend the Red Hot Chili Peppers always cite Flea's bass skills, as though he did anything that would be unusual for the average disco-era session bassist?

"Join the conversation!"

My favorite Terry Gross moment is replying to Gene Simmons making some lecherous Gene Simmons-ism with "what an obnoxious thing to say".

Kid Rock should have to be placed in stocks and have every one of his hits excoriated to his face.

I live in Edmonton, don't give a shit about hockey, and the Oilers are in the playoffs. So I get it.

Also shallow and pedantic

Or something from Little Shop of Horrors.

"Hold my beer."
- The Dam Busters

They should have camps where he could learn to concentrate.

You know, "Manos"…

*opens box*
It STINKS

I registered just to lose the ads and word filters. Almost eight years later I have never posted on there

Their takedown of She Wants Revenge is glorious.

Hey, you just got mail from Jared Leto!

Don't give Kevin Smith any ideas.

Alberta, so I guess that's why.

You guys and your stereotypes. I've lived in Canada all my 38 years and have never bought milk in a bag, just cartons and jugs.