I keep wondering how in the high holy fuck Chris Brown is still famous and not spit on everywhere he goes.
Then I remember who is your president.

AltaVista search: "Please take me to Yahoo"

Rocky Dennis trying to get his parents together to make sure he's born would be really bizarre.

Masters of the Universe ended with Frank Langella(!)'s Skeletor saying he'd be back after the credits.

I was just gonna say: you guys know these sounds were all Brian Eno to start with, right?

Just me then, cool.

Remember when Tegan and Sara did "Everything is Awesome", and we were in on the joke that they sounded like chirpy androids doing a plastic pop song about conformity? And then every other song they do sounds like that anyway?

THREE LITER BOTTLE OF-a MOUNTAIN DEWWW!

As a Newfoundlander this is a proud moment. Our hospitality is well-known.

Remember when a tall Australian was a super controversial choice for Wolverine?

WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT
DICKNOSE

Related to night-vision nature photography, I've always wondered about photographing deep-sea creatures, in the sense that we've only seen them in headlights, as it were. What if their appearance and behavior are even more alien when we're not blinding them with lights?

BAH GAWD

Don't.

I really sincerely hope they tell him in no uncertain terms to go fuck himself.

I know you're joking, because they actually have Rick say that out loud at one point.

*Ice removes disguise*

Speaking of Gervais: I know it's kind of the point, but the fictitious "When the Whistle Blows" is fucking AGONIZING to sit through, and it made Extras a chore. I have the same reaction to that Simpson's episode where they have a variety show pilot; it's satire that cuts too close to its source material and pains me.

*metalhead replies with reducto ad absurdium implying we would be happier only listening to Justin Bieber or something*

Can I interest you in some flamboyant salt-sprinkling?