It ain't Planet Houston!

Like those jerks Ezra.

- Leland Palmer

I refuse to believe anyone alive is out there actively anticipating a new entry in this lame franchise. Call it my bubble.

Put this man in cell number one, and give him a drink!

The attempt to add vocals to the premiere episode of season 3 is the New Coke of TV themes.

Faraci's online persona was a generally toxic human being.

#PIZZAGATE CONFIRMED

2017 owes us that motherfucker dying of a stroke.

Coulter loves pointing out fat girls at protests.

Don't look at his bum

Fuck 'em. Let 2017 be the year we fight back against bullies.

"Reality TV" (an oxymoron if ever there was one) led directly to President Trump. Stop it.

Oh look, it's raining.

Over *Christmas* in what has been an absolute dumpster fire of a year for everyone…mind-boggling.

Final Des2016ation
EDIT: damn, beaten

The Zit Remedy?

Even more confusing: the non-Queen Brian May scored Highlander 2, a sequel to a movie with a Queen soundtrack.

In this economy? More people better start talking about Shaft…

Rob Tapert owns part of Starz? No wonder they've released about 10,091 DVDs of the Evil Dead movies.