And just off camera at the Crystal Light show, a concerned Clint Howard scrawls KEEP DANCING on a cue card…

As a lover of 1970s and 80s Italian cinema, they followed PLENTY of trends.

Like Count Dooku? I'm not sure where his hands ended up.

Robert Wuhl! Arli$$.

The perfect casting for this would be Amy Schumer as Tonya and Anne Hathaway as Nancy Kerrigan.

Some Autobots are Bigger than Others

Now we can't even trust childhood heroes like Optimus Prime? FUCK you, 2016.

The cassette played
Cuck tones

"Hey girl, what scale are you into? You look like an H-O to me…"

Fuckin' Patrick Swayzeeeeee

The most charitable I can be to his supporters is that they're woefully gullible, to the point that a billionaire con man who tells bald-faced lies as often as he breathes can convince them he's looking out for them. And that the people who chanted "Lock her up" about emails accepts no less than fucking TREASON from…

This "Give him a chance" thing has got to stop. It's like being diagnosed with terminal cancer and being told to give it a chance. Fuck all that.

The Fast and the Furiosa

Welp, I'm off to slit my wrists with the sharp edges of a student loan statement.

Who fucking cares? (yeah yeah, his fans. Get off my lawn.) I just find it unfathomably depressing that this guy is most likely a millionaire from people watching him play video games or whatever. A co-worker watches a Twitch streamer at work who does nothing but yell obnoxiously at games and it's the most irritating…

My girlfriend loves it, so I've seen it a couple of times. I'll take it over Love Actually any day.

The fact that you used a Special Edition shot of the X-Wings is triggering me.

They're as hypocritical as they are stupid and ignorant. That's what makes them so infuriating; the lack of internal logic or consistency.

This quote needs more love.

#4 ejaculating