A PUBIC place, maybe

Never heard of THAT one but I'm sure whoever came up with it was an hero

It's the Shit Abyss, Bobandy

A BASS guitar, dude!

Anyone who uses the word "butthurt" right now deserves literal agony.

I always feel like I'm not cool enough for them or something.

I forgot Slocombe died. Fuck you, 2016!

Jesus Christ, people. It's like Freddy Vs. Jason. Clearly they are both monsters but you know Jason must win.

Or never existed at all

I find this true, if only alone; I paradoxically have social/performance anxiety and can't really play with anyone around. No career for me, haha.

Don't be fatuous, Goeffrey

Miracles all up in this bitch

I sure hope the plot depends on everyone doing the dumbest thing possible in every situation like this was a goddamn Friday the 13th movie. Oh and doubling down on Catholicism after seeing empirical evidence that aliens exist and human life has alien origins? *chef finger kiss*

BeaDs.

Listen all y'all, it's a SABOTAGE

Tila Tequila is such a horrifyingly shitty human being on Twitter.

"Hole is gonna be huge…"

I wish the same thing I wish on the entire Trump clan: some karmic miracle that forces them to make minimum wage for the rest of their lives.

AMC does this with movies sometimes too; I remember watching Halloween that way a couple of years ago.

I saw one of the Big Sausage Pizza videos; the girl eats some of the pizza during sex.