The way to tell them apart is that Massee was a bad guy in The Crow, and….goddammit.

*mangles pronunciation of that phrase, like Alexis Arquette did in Bride of Chucky*
….FUCKING 2016!

Low energy. Sad!

A few years back, on a freezing Alberta winter night, I got to see it on the big screen, in an incredibly scratched and faded old print (the opening credits were against a red backdrop instead of black) and they served beer. It was glorious.

A wizard did it.

"How shall we fuck off, Lord?"

I blame James Corden and his Carpool Karaoke.

I was going to say something to this effect but didn't know how to word it, but yeah. She's been rich and famous since she was what, 18? Relatable!

I remember really enjoying the video for "mOBSCENE" because of Dita.

It does if you built your entire campaign around your success at business and how that makes you an expert in economics. It's like Lyle Landley running for the highest office in the land.

The Lumineers are a Lumineers joke.

Indiana Jones and the Very Small God

Article goes on to mention Giallo films, an entire subgenre of slasher whodunits.

The most hated character on the show at the time, and they let her die offscreen with some dignity intact. The FUCK?

The Walking Around

But you see, *WE* are the Walking Dead. Because the ship's one bit of subtext got explicitly stated by Rick a few seasons ago.

AKA "turning 35".

RIP Star of the first failed TV adaptation of Uncle Buck.

I've only seen Bowling for Columbine and Fahrenheit 9/11 so I wouldn't call myself a big fan, and I can see the point about his docs being manipulative. But man, the hatred people work up for him, particularly the people who are constitutionally unable to refrain from calling him fat while insulting him, is an ugly…

That 1992 performance makes me cringe HARD. It's so humiliating that you feel somehow guilty that you didn't do more to stop it, like the end of Schindler's List.