Ugh. Well, now I hate Halloween.

It takes place on Halloween 1976? Quite a rut you've got yourself in, Zombie. A porn parody of The Force Awakens would have more creative chances being taken.

"Strange Magic" by E.L.O. How hard is that, guys?

I agree. I'll read a good article about music or films that don't do much for me themselves if the writing is interesting.

It's been said before, but funny how Billy Bob turned out to be the second-biggest asshole in that interview.

I never loved this movie.

That movie gave me an expectation for The Devil Wears Prada that still disappoints me to this day.

Just thinking about that cover years later makes me queasy.

Ugh, that Scorpions cover. I've seen it on various "worst album covers" lists and I feel like now I'M on some list for seeing it.

TRUMP/PENCE 2016:
IDIOT CONTROL NOW

As a Canadian, watching this election is just hopeless and exasperating. Every day is a new low, and the followers, at this point proudly labeling themselves deplorable like that word has any meaning other than that they're a dumpster fire, will make any excuse for him. He could calmly bite into a newborn baby's head…

The "locker room/boys will be boys" mentality is such horseshit. I'm a guy with a healthy sex drive and I have never, even in private, gloated to a buddy about feeling entitled to kissing and groping women at first sight.

Does it suggest band names?

"Only in Dreams". Pretty sure an article on this very site said the same, but it's absolutely Weezer's masterpiece.
"Man of Steel" by Frank Black. What a heavenly song.

A CELL…FROM THE PRISON OF ELDERS!

Pitchfork had a field day ripping The Fragile apart.

By the way, when did conservatives start co-opting Sam Elliott's role from Lebowski as a condescending meme? All that "You must be a special kind of stupid" shit The Stranger never says.

*characters do stupidest possible thing in life-or-death situation*
*characters die in as horrifyingly protracted a manner as possible to generate sympathy as we are otherwise numb to their stupidity*
*repeat for x number of seasons*

It was a desperate Clint Howard with cue cards spelling out the emergency.

WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME