Horror on Netflix:Hope You Like The Asylum

It truly feels bad, man

Can they do this with that stupid hatchet man the juggalos use?

I lost sympathy for YouTube when their draconian copyright bots blocked everything I've ever tried to upload, while you can still watch unlicensed ENTIRE MOVIES for free.

The ONLY horror movie set in Newfoundland!

"Chris Klein? Never heard of her."
-James Caan

HAPPY LITTLE TREE!

I'd never heard that before; is it well known? Why isn't there a book about these guys?

It's true. Three albums with three drummers. Not exactly Rush here.

Misfits have never really declared themselves so, but they all seem to be clean-living eccentrics. I suspect Jerry Only is a Christian too.

Was he the same guy who did the fake trailers in Kentucky Fried Movie? "You'll CREAM in your JEANS!"

I've heard that pretty much all George P. Cosmatos' movies are ghost-directed, by Stallone in this case.

-CLINTON 2016

Sometimes they run for president. In 2016.

He's just coasting on killing Jason Voorhees, and that didn't really take did it?

Q: Are we not men?
A: No, and this is why we're letting you go

Stop that. Now. Watching the world burn isn't fucking funny.

Welp, I'm building a spaceship.

If nothing else, I feel vindicated in my hatred of Dave Navarro, Professional Rock Star. What a douche.

*pulling tarp over Canada*
No it isn't.