"What did you have for dinner?"
"Was it cocaine?"

That's an excellent point. Anecdotally, "From The People Who Brought You ___" seems to appeal more to the, shall we say less refined cinematic palate. Then there's "(Big Name) Presents", the film promotion equivalent of "Let's ask this scientician" "Uh…"

Which is why screamo gave me such a visceral NOPE reaction. Embarrassingly earnest lyrics in gutteral death-metal style? Fuck right off.

Rick literally says that at one point. Because George Romero 4 Dummies has no time for nuance.

Confession: I wore a chain wallet way past its cultural expiration date. A co-worker once made fun of it, but he was also listening to Orgy's album Candy-Ass at least as late as 2011…

"Keep the change, ya filthy animal!"

With the right subtitles, Wonder Boys could be turned into some crazy MCU fanfic…

Ron Swanson for Dum Dum Dugan!

April Ludgate as Black Widow please.

I hate the Tumblr generation. Somewhere out there is not only some massive amount of gay porn drawings of Cap and Bucky (not that there's anything wrong with that); it's the certainty of it being drawn manga style that makes my skin crawl.

Fair enough; that's what I get for not caring enough about that song to look into it…

Considering how litigious Metallica were in the Napster album, how did "American Bad Ass" ever get made? Because that piece of shit is just Metallica karaoke with different lyrics.

Came expecting to see Trump's candidacy compared to Greg Stillson's, because come ON.

I have the original Doom on my Xbox One (my girlfriend's son loves to play it) but the tinny MIDI approximation of thrash metal it uses as score is pretty cringeworthy today.
I tried the beta of the new version; didn't get to play the campaign and the multiplayer felt way too derivative of Halo 4, down to the oddly…

But Diane Warren wrote IDWMAT, not Tyler/Perry (henceforth known as "Madea"; dude looks like a lady indeed). So either way they wouldn't be getting royalties from that shit.

"Ignore my other hit about a teenaged girl who kills her leering pervert father!"

I agree. I love bad movies when they think they're doing something worthwhile; I don't have time for the kind of winking Sharknado smarm we see too much of these days.

No mention of the fact that Toxie 2 and 3 were a pre-Kill-Bill split of one overlong epic?

You're probably right; so it's the "Beth" of the 90s.

Disco sucks!