Good thing an omnipotent being has guys like Pat Boone to stand up for him and keep his feelings from being hurt.

***casts Emma Stone***

There's so much going on in every verse.

I doubt we'll ever see a better Superman than Christopher Reeve.

He's way overdue for a HateSong.

C-3PO is a robot. He can put his arm back on. You can't, so play safe.

Mac Tonight was Doug Jones? I thought that was some fever dream I was having in the eighties.

-Lena Dunham

He's coming day and night.

We live in a world where "grammar Nazi" is a term people use. No, go on, killing six million Jews and insisting the new Star Wars should not be spelled Rouge One are equivalent, totally.

Sith lords?

Just another example of vape culture.

Terrible website. Sad!
- Donald Trump

You want a horrifying mental image, listen for the lyrical invitation to taste the singer's "hot, sticky sweet" feet.

I got an "Iggy Pop's cock" notification for this?

A biopic would actually be really great. He fell for an actress (Lina Romay, who plays the toughest inmate in Wicked Warden) he cast in one of his movies and worked with her on like every film he did until she died; then he died a year later.

Lou Reed's "No Money Down" video could make a good anti-drug PSA, provided you watch it on drugs.

*in wrong voice* If only someone could TAME HER!

We still have no fucking clue where this man is.

Kevin Spacey?