…April Fools?

I thought this movie WAS a joke. Damn.

Any bets on when Chris Pratt will at least be asked to do one of these?

As Canadian jokes go, that's actually pretty good.
Also, for once and for all, it's "aboat", not "aboot".

This is the part where Die Hard jumps through the window!

Fun fact I bring out on the rare occasions Wrong Turn comes up: I was the only person in the theatre when I saw it.

That Talking Heads song sounds worse. Does it never occur to condescending dickheads that some people live in flyover states (itself a hugely condescending term), or provinces for that matter, that circumstances force them to sometimes? Not everyone is a multimillionaire who can pick whichever coast they feel like…

- Rudy Ray Moore

He DID radicalize that kid and instruct him in how to blow up that government facility.

I hope they license some Judas Priest songs for his appearances.

My favorite Peaches lyric.

Got my tickets for Edmonton. I saw them in 2009 but this is obviously going to be a different experience.

Always.

So is Ted Cruz David Brent or Michael Scott?

Kid Rock's ability to piss on several graves simultaneously can only be attributed to a urethral blockage caused by STDs.

Fuckin' clichés, how do THEY work?

I think her best revenge would be a video where she just makes out with Daisy Lowe the entire time. Because reasons.

All those Mellon Collie songs, but not "Love"?
"Love, Love/It's who you know"

Well know I know what Scarlett Johannson would look like as a zombie.

*cue Big Black song*