Geoblocking is so stupid. I'm in Canada. I pay for cable. I can watch SNL on NBC, as well as Canadian stations that carry it; I can record the show and watch it as much as I want. The next day SNL posts a *clip* of the show on Facebook and I'm not allowed to watch it because I'm not in the US.

One day Gene Simmons will die and Dave Grohl will take his place as self-appointed statesman of dad rock.

I'm about 90% sure Gene and Donald Trump are the same guy in different terrible wigs, so…

You're wrong.

Is Kimmy Schmidt in this?

And Bon Scott, second place in Best Jailbreak of 1976.

The thing with that is, why would his claim of not having a small penis carry any more weight than any of his other constant bulshittery? To paraphrase the Lonely Island he might have been an eight-year-old girl before the doctors even discovered his dick.

Yes.

Glenn and Maggie are astonishingly boring, and the ship's refusal to raise the stakes and commit to Glenn's death (as Annie Wilkes would say, they were EATING HIS COCKADOODIE GUTS) is why I finally stopped caring about this show.

Can we see Arsenio in a series of slapstick kitchen accidents, played off by the smooth but soulless sounds of Don Simmons?

Nice (yet incomplete) smegging montage.

Someone liked The Heat?

Or possibly just trilling.

Your "adamant" should be "reticent", but I totally agree.

I AM THE TABLE

i'm a simple man. I like pretty dark-haired women and breakfast food.

Minimum effort, Internet.

Hey, no offense. The restoration is an incredible achievement, make no mistake. Very, very appreciated.

And then a newly-shot Boba Fett turns and looks to the camera, practically waving to the fanboys who idolize him for unclear reasons.

Make no mistake, it's an incredible thing they've done. But seriously.