Good GOD that website is a nightmare of terrible broken formatting.

Only speculating, but I feel like he would have a clause that the unfucked-with editions will never be available in his lifetime at the very least.

Probably wouldn't be the first time.

As a man with resting bitch face, I have been told to smile by lots of strangers. Didn't realize they were out to rape me.

Easy money!
-John Connor

Hey, neither is Danzig.

I'll settle for no less than a remake of the 1983 Lucio Fulci epic.https://youtu.be/Pwi9pudxLWE

Blink 182 is punk like a Big Mac is steak.

They're TimBits.
- Canada

Having the local classic rock station on at work has given me an appreciation for early Heart. Their slide into big-haired AOR shlock in the eighties is terrible though.

I've lived in Canada for 37 years (yes, in a row) and never heard or used the word 'hoser'. Don't patronize our country, Kevin Smith.

Didn't Mark Hamill have to drop at least the same amount of weight for his ten seconds of screen time?

Because historical accuracy is important in a show with fucking dragons.

Canada really gets screwed in these things.

Yeah, the Dubya-Bush-campaign-contributing, Drag-Me-to-Hell-is-a-morality-play side of Raimi is kind of a bummer I try to ignore.

Can we get a fucking Kanye filter for browsers already?

John Travolta, you've had a long career with its share of high points. You've established yourself enough that you should be comfortable with who you are and stop living this obvious lie about your lifestyle. There is no shame in finally admitting to yourself…you're bald.

They haven't really improved on the Oreo, have they?

I am straight-up terrified that some of the stupider rumors I've heard about The Force Awakens turn out to be true because of this.

"Wow, you're NAILIN' me! Cool!"