Because fuck you, everyone who doesn't live in a major market!

Sonic Highways was like taking a cross-country drive, taking in the awe-inspiring beauty and history of a nation, and eating McDonald's at every stop.

Yes, but it's The One from the Jet Li movie, so if you hear terrible circa-2000 butt rock, heads up; you're about to get murdered by yourself from an alternate universe.

This. Every Marvel movie ends with a complete opening credits scene, then the title, teaser scene, then closing credits. George Lucas must be furious.

His Fantastic Four movie has the 4 in a square in its logo instead of a circle. It's like there's literally nothing he can't fuck up. I'm glad he's not getting a Star Wars movie.

Great Job, Internet of Like Five Years Ago!

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Why is a song called "Paranoid" really about depression?

"I didn't threaten to kill him…I promised."
*Entire courtroom faints from sheer badassery*

I was hoping we could finally see a beefy Italian Spider-Man. Now get me a macchiato pronto…

Gave zero fucks about Mumford and Sons when they first came on, give even fewer now.

"I'm cumming day and night."

I'd like to see him get hit with an arrow.

You're asking what Japanese media consider natural?

So, it's Blair Witch 2. That turned out so well.

Yeah, the headline is basically like saying "AV Club Tastes Mexico's Best Sushi"

Who's the poster who snooped on his girlfriend's email and found out that she got fucked stupid by Carlos D after an Interpol show?

Come on Eddie, we know that when you go abroad everyone shouts "Suck MY deek, Eddieeee!"

He would think the Matrix of Leadership would choose him.

When are people gonna stop giving this asshole attention?