So sorry Rob Zombie isn't up to the directorial standard of Dwight Little, fanboys!

Didn't we just get past a generation of young girls pining for a dreamy vampire who's all obsessive and creepy?

Or imagine being able to bemagically whisked away to Delaware! Hi…I'm in…Delaware.

Every time I hear him speak now he sounds like he has a mouthful of marbles. Did the Dude have a stroke or something? New dentures?

Also hate how radio DJs invariably pronounce the title "DYE-er MAKE-er" and ruin the pun that is the song's sole raison d'etre.

Porn literature for people who don't like porn OR literature!

I hear you; my seventh grade teacher looked just like C. Everett Koop.

Wayne's World is set in an alternate timeline where Nevermind was never released.

The numeral 4 in a goddamned RECTANGLE is all I needed to see.

Finger to the throat means DEATH!

Why are we not talking about April in that red dress? Because goddamn.

To paraphrase Stephen King, people who die from their own stupidity and take others with them are dog shit.

I need to get to work on my version: Early-Aughts Screamo Band or Italian Giallo Film.

You monster!

*extras billed as three hours of bloopers, actually two hours and 45 minutes of Smith introducing the bloopers and 15 minutes of content*

Dear Kevin Smith,

It's heroin.

My girlfriend is seriously pissed at the lack of Ghost in the Machine in this.

"Oh yeah, Jeremy."
- Me, every episode

Goddamn it.