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Frailty. For me, the stupid twist ending completely ruins everything that came before. I call this phenomenon "Dextering".

I saw Wrong Turn in the theatre, and was literally the only person at that weekday afternoon matinee.

It's hard to relate to a guy who thinks to himself "I really like Led Zeppelin…fuck it, I'll just form a band with one of those guys!"

I lasted about ten minutes watching that documentary.

What the fuck is up with this franchise's naming convention?
- Sylvester Stallone

THIS IS MY SHADDIX SOURCE

Dwight Schrute's favorite movie!

There were so many self-referential rock and roll songs in the fifties because the term had just been coined. I'm surprised they don't put "Rock" in quotes in their titles, to spell it out like a dad telling a joke.

My local revival theater (In Edmonton) does mostly digital projection; every time they show something cool I'm torn between wanting to go experience it on the big screen, and knowing it's going to look just like the DVD projected on a big screen. I usually end up watching at home.

Do not want

Rural Juror!

Apparently Rob Zombie is constitutionally incapable of producing anything without evil clowns in it.

What a nice fellow!

Can't wait for Nicki Minaj's "Bust On This, Ghost" on the soundtrack.

I'm on Zoloft, and this shit is still fucking terrible.

Everyone shits on CGI Jabba (and with good reason), but the worst part of that scene for me is the green-screened HAY GUISE IT'S ME BOBA FETT shot Lucas felt he needed to add. Fan service is a double-edged sword.

I'm a guy named Shannon, of which there don't seem to be many. Except Affleck in Mallrats. Like in the back of a Volkswagen?

*hit with arrow from offscreen*

"Labor" Day.

So, this will be a three-hour Benny Benassi video?