Just wanted to start out and say I’m sorry that anyone made you feel this way. As a white man I can’t imagine what it’s like to be marginalized and disregarded so casually. It’s particularly screwy to me that people think it’s okay to band together with others with the same sickened thoughts as themselves. I grew up…

For reference I’m incompetent at cars, but try to read Jalopnik to help myself. The GF and I were both looking to replace our vehicles this year (‘02 Sentra, ‘06 Elantra) and while some threw out the idea that the crisis might make things easier on us, it certainly has not in my experience, given supply and whatnot.…

So, let’s say. Let’s suppose that umm, you have a p-word. And this p-word is very moist, perhaps one might even say wet. And for the sake of argument, let’s suppose, let’s say that umm, wet does not even begin to describe the status of this p-word. Is it, therefore, concurrently, vis a vis, concordantly, possible that…

I want this to be big. I actually love to turn my brain off and enjoy a grind from time to time, but everything that seems to depend on me being interested in the game is a giant question mark that we can’t necessarily answer right now.

I don’t ever want to knock a good overpriced tin of gourmet popcorn, but I’d expect more from an aunt with a net worth of $4 mil.

I’ve seen this from Romney and a few others (I think Cotton even mentioned $1k a month, which is weird since he’s one of the conductors on the asshole far right train) and while the selfish part of me likes the idea, I just don’t know.

When I talk about people who I genuinely believe are too irresponsible to own a gun, this is a good example. If you think using a live, loaded firearm in any “joke” is appropriate, you shouldn’t have access to them. 

Teacher here. This stuff boils my blood. If you’re a racist teacher you’re undoubtedly going to bring that into the classroom. You can’t keep the walls separate in a job like teaching: if you hire shitty people, you get shitty teachers. This Super is pretending that wall between personal and professional for teachers…

Yes, I’m all for the district handling this appropriately as they should... but it’s a little striking that the parents seem to just wash their hands of it and ask the school district to do the parenting for them. 

You’re so close to being self-aware it’s incredible. 

Gone with the Wind isn’t even a good movie by any real standard, just an iconic one that racists have held onto as “evidence” that slavery wasn’t as bad as all the mean historians and actual adults have told them it was. 

Pete Holmes was right, just unfortunate that Malia was the person on the other end. 

Did a Pokemon designer mainline the SMT/Persona games? Because this is pretty much exactly what I’d expect from those. 

I’m honestly about as pleased with the Christianity Today article as I am with impeachment, if not moreso.

Sounds cool, but I hope it’s weirdly coded as the rest of MM2 so some interesting level tech comes out of it. If it all just... works like it says and nothing more, that’s oddly the most boring outcome that there can be.

I get that it’s concealer, and my ignorance is really astounding in the makeup field but...

I poke around at the Switch content now and then just to see, as I’ve been on the fence for awhile. The machine looks incredible, but Nintendo’s archaic business practices are off-putting, particularly that they force prestige on titles by well... never putting them on sale. It’s just the 2019 version of Nintendo’s…

Professor Oak once taught as a prestigious university (Poke-U?), but after his dalliances with undergraduates were exposed he was forced to take residence at a small Pokemon laboratory in Pallet Town after discovering that his then-girlfriend was pregnant.

Cancel culture often only exists if you upset the wrong people, namely rich white men. It doesn’t happen if you are anti-semitic (Gibson, Oldman), transphobic (Hart, Chappelle), etc. All of these assholes who get to rail against “cancel culture,” ironically, aren’t canceled.

So... Dessen is offended by what one student wrote regarding her work and then gets multiple literary figures to chime in?