Damn. I understand the desire for a bit of sweetness in one’s spaghetti sauce, this takes it to a whole other level however. Out of curiosity, do you typically add parm to this or eat it as is?

Stuffing. Even though I’ve never actually stuffed it into a turkey. Dressing goes on salads, you weirdos.

Stuffing. Dressing goes on a salad.
End of discussion 

Here, have All my Stars

A lot of people are in an abusive relationship with their job, and they internalize their bad working conditions until they feel like those bad conditions are a choice. An employer who really cares about their workers will cultivate an atmosphere and culture that make it clear that lunch time (of whatever duration)…

This seems to be a case where flights are an excellent compromise. You drink a decent amount of a wide range of beers, and you can just go back to your standard if you’re not really feeling anything.

Fuck that. You don’t have to tolerate Nazis to be tolerant. Kick these motherfuckers in the balls at every opportunity. 

The real secret to cooking steak without a thermometer life is to cook a lot of steak.

Somewhere in St. Louis a very literal-minded paramour has left his lover deeply, deeply unsatisfied.

Killmonger did not want to “colonize the planet” lol

It’s a popular copy pasta/meme from Reddit.