I can't wait to see who's playing Bats. Bale was awesome, but I actually don't want him back...

My new goal in life is to be "goat landed." I wonder if there's a certification down at the community college.

I think that you kind of missed the really big WTF from this guy. He seems to think that evolution works by different species bumpin' uglies?

This is basically the best idea that anyone ever has come up with. Someone please make this happen.

Baby goats are the cutest. Eeeeeeeee! There should be a spa where you can be covered in piles of the baby animal of your choosing. That would be better than any massage I could imagine.

I don't know what you're talking about. I have vaginas I swap out like days-of-the-week underwear. Today I'm utilizing Saturday, because I'm a rebel like that.

I don't think his jokes about vaginas (at least none that I've heard) shame the body part or the person attached. They're more of just an acknowledgment that genitals are inherently funny.

I find that knock-knock jokes are best when one jokes with a vagina.

He doesn't joke at vaginas, he jokes with vaginas.

Maybe I've just become jaded; the number of people who DELIBERATELY send inappropriate naked pics makes this poor guy's mistake seem sort of innocent. I mean, I guess the firing is fair, if only on the basis of stupidity (why use your WORK-ISSUED Blackberry for that shit?), but I still feel for him.

I wish I had Danny Trejo on speed-dial to promote better boyfriend choices..

On the bright side, Lindy also got a Twitter mention from Joss Whedon because she's a badass and he's wonderful.

You know what also tastes better? Yoghurt with a decent fat content. Most non-fat yoghurts use cornstarch as a thickener, and taste like flavoured wallpaper paste.

"Its so easy to persecute someone that is older, overweight, stupid, disgusting, illiterate, racist, ugly, horrible, unintelligible, crazy-eyed... wait what was I saying? I kind of lost my train of thought."

The secret ingredient in the beef is... beef?