"If this guy is not guilty, he's going to be haunted by google results for the rest of his life while the multitudes of assholes who are guilty could at any time start using his arguably-unfair treatment as a rallying cry."

This is such a reasonable, sane response. Thank you.

I thought Lindsay Lohan's return-to-prominence vehicle was the one she used to hit that pedestrian...

Plus, Garland herself openly struggled with not living up to the world's expectations.

Summary: Ghesquière admits he did it because he sucks.

*Swoon.*

Oh Em Gee, can we all please just stop with the snarking and the...Oh. Wait. That really is a fucking terrible picture.

Dogs are social animals, like people. Like us, they developed pack hierarchies and sophisticated social cues so that they could hunt and raise their young with greater success. Like us, they have learned to identify certain pack members as leaders, and put their trust in that leader's authority. And, like us, they…

What do you mean? It's people who enjoy sharing sex together, sort of like golf or fishing.

I can only imagine that it has something to do with belting out enormous waves of sound over and over, as the huge oyster mushroom of your diaphragm swells up against your lungs.

Actually, America is very much a meritocracy, according to the original meaning of the word as it was coined in 1958.

Hmmm...Yeah...This got me thinking about how we (okay me and a lot of other people on Jezebel) are always so keen to have women be big and brash and cocky like their male counterparts, but maybe that in itself is sexist. Sure, women are taught to be demure to keep them down. But some women also embrace humility and…

Yes, I think that's why she made that wrinkly-nosed wry expression when she got the standing ovation. Because she knows there are tons of people her age at home going, "meh?"

...And that covers it. Perfect.

Yeah, this is his new thing. Ze Frank has a deal with Buzzfeed to basically win at all the internets (or at least make awesome viral videos).

The Melinda Farina thing made me think immediately of "Emergency liposuction!"

I have this impression, and maybe I am wrong, that racial/ethnic fetish work is more tolerated when the artist is French (Goude, Gainsbourg, Gaultier...). And I find this very mysterious.

Ugh, what a gross assignment.

Yeah...although if someone were to insist on knowing my nationality, that would also annoy/unsettle me.

I think it's to avoid sounding all breathless and cutesy like the tabloids.