You have to have guild certification in snake placement.

I think we can examine the whys and wherefores all we want, but ultimately kids are going to experiment with power and heirarchy because they can and they have to. They don't have to do it in mean ways, but if they are in a world with no consequences, even nice kids may be tempted to experiment with behaviours that…

I never said that I agreed schnozberry was misogynistic. I do not think that. I was reacting to Lord Mewington's immaturity in thinking that a one sentence definition he/she found on Google was an adequate response to anything on this site.

I get what you are saying, but we have to distinguish between the people who are trying to make an intelligent point using respectful language, like you, and the people like Perez, who are basically just looking for any excuse to say something provocative, passing off their resentment and bigotry as iconoclasm. What…

I'm sorry, did you just graduate from the third grade? Is that the definition your teacher helped you find? Because if you are going to participate in a discussion of misogyny on this site, you should perhaps develop a more sophisticated grasp of the concept.

Yes, and she got preganant and miscarried right around then, which her lawyers claimed proved they were still having "marital relations" right up until the end. It undermined Cruise's claim, that their marriage had been over for a long time.

#cotd

This is exactly the same thing that went through my head a few years ago, only replace "Amber Heard" with "Tim Burton". I don't give two shits about Depp's private affairs, but I am so over his shitty acting in mediocre yet self-regarding films.

Camino milk chocolate with sea salt is my kryptonite.

Yes, suggestions on attracting women are only palatable when they come from a twenty-something male intern at a magazine that advertises Axe body spray and flavoured rum.

This is exactly what I thought it was going to be!

Yes...supposedly it's happening here tomorrow.

It would have been better if the vampires had reinvented themselves as industrial tycoons, after realizing that simply enforcing systemic injustice under the guise of capitalism would be less work.

I don't think it's so far fetched. Lena Dunham is actually pretty appealing, when her character isn't doing that super whiny entitled thing. She has a great smile. And no, she isn't perfect-looking, but handsome, perfect-looking men in the real world do actually date non-perfect-looking women. They just have to…

People throw the word "tragedy" around very lightly. But this, this is tragic.

I'm sending you my best wishes for your birth!

You do know that there are plenty of moms who do not bother with the "mommy boards", don't you? Why would you generalize based on those people?

It seems like aftercare is one place that the midwifery clinics have a decided edge on hospitals. Hospitals need to step up their game, and provide better post-natal services. It's important!

Yup, we have similar precautions in Quebec. I would also like to add that home births and birthing centre births actually end up costing the system a lot less money - which is obviously not as important as women or infants' safety, but if the odds are even...

My mother was given an epidural, not without her consent, but against her wishes. She was so out of it when the nurse started pressuring her, that she agreed, and they ended up overdoing it and it meant my birth was a lot more painful and difficult. (She says my father was supposed to be guarding against just this…